Chicken Pants

From the CD "Song in My Pocket"
copyright ShanaBanana

Well, I woke up this morning,
At a quarter to nine.
I put on my trousers,
One leg at a time.
When all of a sudden,
I started to dance.
It looks like
I put on my chicken pants.
My legs started flapping
All around.
My knees started knockin,
Up and down.
And by the time those trousers
were fastened and fixed,
I did a chicken dance,
A little something like this.
Cluck, cluck, cluck...
Oh chicken pants, Oh chicken pants.
Chicken pants, you make me dance the day away.
My right leg did the hen house mash.
My left leg did the barn yard scratch.
My head started bobbin up and down,
I leaned kind of forward,
stuck my tail feathers out.
Now I feel like a chicken on the ranch,
And it's all because of these chicken pants.
Cluck...
Chicken pants, Oh chicken pants.
Chicken pants you make me dance the day away.
I woke up this morning,
At a quarter to nine.
I put on my trousers,
One leg at a time.
When all of a sudden,
I started to dance.
It looks like
I put on my chicken pants.
Chicken pants, cluck, cluck, cluck.
Chicken pants,
Oh, chicken pants you make me dance the day away.